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    Why do some people hate America so much?
    by Amer Zahr April 10th, 2015 (8 Comments)

    I’m noticing something going on in my country.  America is under attack.

    This week, at the University of Michigan (my alma mater), Arab and Muslim (American) students protested against the showing of “American Sniper” on their campus.  Now, they weren’t simply protesting the movie being screened on campus.  They were protesting against it specifically being shown by the Center for Campus Involvement, which describes itself as “a dynamic, student-focused department that serves undergraduate and graduate students campus wide through its programs and student organization support. Through meaningful involvement, the Center creates transformative experiences, a vibrant community, and lifelong memories for University of Michigan students.”

    Now, some might remember why these students would possibly be upset.  The film, while becoming the highest-grossing movie of 2014, prompted many moviegoers to tweet utterly hateful things about killing Arabs and Muslims right after seeing it.  Many in my community were quite shocked and scared by such outbursts.  The film dehumanized us in a quite cursory fashion, and it was celebrated for it.  “American …

    Aren’t “terrorists” depressed too?
    By Amer Zahr
    April 1st, 2015 (7 Comments)

    The media has damaged me.

    I must confess something.  I was watching CNN last week when the first reports of the Germanwings tragedy hit the airwaves.  The crash killed 150 people, including students, teachers, children, and the perpetrator, co-pilot Andreas Lubitz.  As an Arab American, I did what I always do when the news informs me of such terrible events.  I was watching the coverage, whispering to myself, “Please don’t be Arabs. Please don’t be Arabs.”  To be honest, I am quite embarrassed.  But this is what I do.  I can’t help it.

    Of course, we all know what would have happened had Andreas been named Abdullah (sorry to all the Abdullahs out there).  I don’t think CNN would have spent its last week of coverage focusing on depression and mental health issues.  We also might have seen a different breed of “experts.”  Instead of getting the aviation and mental health kind, we would have gotten a steady dose of a quite different sort of specialist.

    But Andreas is not …

    A quick lesson on “allah”
    By Amer Zahr
    March 24th, 2015 (30 Comments)

    Last week, in upstate New York, many residents of a small town got all bent out of shape. Pine Bush High School decided to celebrate National Foreign Language Week by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in a few different tongues. The plan was to have students narrate the pledge in Italian, Japanese, French, Spanish, and… yes, Arabic. Well, on Wednesday, an Arabic-speaking student took to the school’s intercom and pledged allegiance to the flag in her heritage’s language.

    And exactly what you imagine might happen happened. Some students started hissing and booing, and a number of parents called the school in protest. By the end of the day, the principal announced an apology over the school’s intercom system. I guess these kids texted their parents. When I was growing up, we didn’t have cell phones. The only way your parents heard from you in school was if you got sick, got in trouble, or faked that you got sick.

    Without getting too much into the whole fiasco, I think …

    When racism is a minor offense
    By Amer Zahr
    March 19th, 2015 (14 Comments)

    Imagine this.

    A ninth-grader sits in school every day. He has no disciplinary problems. He is the only black student in his French class. His teacher constantly refers to him, in front of other students, as “the thug.” On one occasion, she says, “Look, the thug is here.” On another, she calls on him by saying, “Ok thug, what’s the answer?” In yet another instance, she declares, “Let’s ask the thug.” She even calls him a “thug” in other languages. The other students laugh, following their teacher’s lead. She does this for some time. On one particular day, she decides to refer to him as “the nappy-headed thug.”

    The child finally tells his father what is going on. His father approaches the school administration, complaining about the teacher’s bigoted remarks. He asks for a public apology from the teacher. He is told he will receive no such thing. The father then approaches the press to tell his son’s story.

    We all know what happens next. Al Sharpton shows up at …

    She wished there were more Palestinians like me
    By Amer Zahr
    March 12th, 2015 (11 Comments)

    This past Monday night, I participated in a panel debate at the Jewish Community Center in West Bloomfield, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. The panel consisted of five Jewish Americans and me, a Palestinian American. The audience was almost entirely Jewish, with a couple Palestinians. Somehow, my eyes found them immediately. Basically, it was about two hundred Jews and three of us. It reminded me of my numerous flights to Tel Aviv.

    We were discussing the upcoming elections in Israel, and I was asked to speak in light of the emergence of the Joint Arab List, a new force in Israeli politics that has consolidated the once-fragmented Arab parties into one new group. (Yes, I’m a comedian, but I can speak in full sentences as well.) This new faction is expected to win a significant amount of seats in next week’s elections.

    The event was organized by Michigan’s chapter of the Zionist Organization of America. Now, before my BDS friends lose their minds, I was not “normalizing.” …

    We need to talk about white people
    By Amer Zahr
    February 28th, 2015 (11 Comments)

    We spend a lot of our time talking about immigrants, minorities, and foreigners.  But we almost never talk about white people.  And we should.  After all, there’s so many of them.  According to the 2010 US Census, the United States contains 223,553,265 of them.  They make up 72.4% of the country’s population.  (For some reason, that number also includes all of our nation’s Arab Americans, but that’s another question for another day.)

    Despite their strong numbers, many white people feel that they are losing their country.  And, well, they are right.  Many social scientists have proposed that by 2042 white Americans will become a minority, just like the rest of us.  And they don’t seem too comfortable with that.  They want their country back. Yes, “their” country.  See, white Americans believe something essential about themselves.  It’s something that the rest of us can’t really grasp.  Simply put, they believe that this country belongs to them.

    Why do I say this?  Well, I went to school in this country, in a community …

    From ‘American Sniper’ to Chapel Hill
    By Amer Zahr
    February 14th, 2015 (10 Comments)

    After Tuesday’s events in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, some are saying that the triple murder of Deah Barakat, Yusor Abu-Salha, and Razan Abu-Salha was just an ordinary neighbor dispute with a horrific outcome. As Craig Hicks’ lawyer told a judge, “Unfortunately these victims were there at the wrong time at the wrong place.” (Someone will have to explain to me how your own home can ever be “the wrong place.”)

    News outlets tell us that Hicks is an “angry man,” that he was known as an “equal opportunity offender.” They tell us these victims just happened to be Muslim. They tell us they could have been anything. They tell us it was about parking.

    If you believe these three victims were killed over a parking spot, then you probably still bake cookies for Santa Claus.

    Well, we Muslim and Arab Americans see things a little differently. And maybe it’s because we live in a different world. We’ve been saying that anti-Arab and anti-Muslim bigotry has reached dangerous levels. We …

    Murdered for being Muslim, and the news is unfazed By Amer Zahr February 11th, 2015 (11)
    There are no excuses for ‘American Sniper’ By Amer Zahr January 31st, 2015 (4)
    Why is Netanyahu crashing Congress? By Amer Zahr January 24th, 2015 (7)
    Where do I apply for “terrorism expert”? By Amer Zahr January 16th, 2015 (12)
    I refuse to condemn By Amer Zahr January 9th, 2015 (28)
    Jerusalem, Yerushalayim, (Al-Quds) By Amer Zahr December 26th, 2014 (19)
    Santa, All I want for Christmas is… By Hadeel Khalifeh December 26th, 2014 (0)
    Ten ways you might be an Arab By Sam Oudeh November 2nd, 2014 (2)
    Headline: America still clueless about Islam By Amer Zahr October 9th, 2014 (5)
    A Palestinian wish By Nadine Jallad September 26th, 2014 (3)
    Ten things you need to know about Arabs By Sam Oudeh September 17th, 2014 (122)
    The occupier has no clothes! By Amer Zahr September 4th, 2014 (5)
    Where is my black president? By Amer Zahr August 28th, 2014 (8)
    The jobless activist? By Lexi Zeidan August 27th, 2014 (0)
    Why my test score is different than yours By Lexi Zeidan August 20th, 2014 (2)
    Being black, being Palestinian By Amer Zahr August 17th, 2014 (5)
    Light at the end of the tunnel By Lexi Zeidan August 8th, 2014 (0)
    Tyrant on FX… Not so racist after all By Firas Naji August 8th, 2014 (2)
    Israel’s new plan of self-defense By Sam Oudeh August 8th, 2014 (5)
    The accents of the Israeli team By Amer Zahr August 6th, 2014 (35)
    What is Netanyahu up to? By Amer Zahr August 2nd, 2014 (7)
    Losing my mind in Gaza! By Dalia Alnajjar July 28th, 2014 (1)
    To Jon Stewart… thanks, and no thanks By Amer Zahr July 23rd, 2014 (36)
    Israel, listen, I know what I’m talking about By Amer Zahr July 20th, 2014 (4)
    From a mother In Gaza By Maysoon Khatib July 20th, 2014 (4)
    Palestinians need to act appropriately By Amer Zahr July 19th, 2014 (11)
    Informed Compassion: Reflection on the events of July 16, 2014 By Susan Muaddi Darraj July 18th, 2014 (0)
    Celebrating, Lebanese-style By Michelle Nasrine Kemp July 16th, 2014 (0)
    The Facebook Intifada By Sam Oudeh July 16th, 2014 (0)
    Palestinian will cannot be broken By Zaha Hassan July 16th, 2014 (1)
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