Comedian | Professor | Writer
(& Smartest) Arab
No one else can understand a Palestinian’s relationship to Israel, and I wouldn’t expect as much. She consumes us, in every sense you can imagine.
As a result, we have an astounding sense of familiarity with her. See, sometimes a victim knows his tormenter better than the tormentor knows herself. Nothing she does surprises us.
I am not surprised to see Israelis
I am not surprised that the news reporter on the scene also noted that some of the “audience” were smoking hookahs. I do take some offense to that. Hookahs belong to us. But I’m not surprised. If you’re sick enough to pretend that you didn’t steal another people’s land, it doesn’t really shock me that you can smoke their bongs without a second thought.
I am not surprised when Benjamin Netanyahu calls for revenge on his Twitter feed after the discovery of the bodies of the three Israeli Jewish teens in late June. Predictably, less than two days later, Palestinian teen Muhammad Abu Khdeir was abducted in East Jerusalem as he waited in the early morning hours for prayer outside a mosque in the opening days of Ramadan. Not unexpectedly, his body was found the next day in a Jerusalem forest. An autopsy revealed that he was burned alive. His murderers have been arrested and are pleading insanity. They will, we expect, spend a nominal amount of time incarcerated before they are deemed sane enough to return to Israeli society. It’s not going to shock me when they spend less time in jail than a Palestinian who hurls a stone at an Israeli tank.
I am not surprised when Ayelet Shaked advocates calling Palestinians “little snakes.” Oh, she also advocated the destruction of “elderly and its women, its cities and its villages, its property and its infrastructure.” Oh, she is also a member of the Israeli Knesset. Oh, she is also a member of the ruling coalition of Netanyahu’s government. Oh, and the prime minister had nothing to say about her call to genocide. Oh, and her Facebook post calling for all of these things got over 5,100 likes. If a society is sick enough to elect and promote a fascist into the highest levels of political office, it doesn’t really shock me when her murderous rants are met with nothing.
We Palestinians, unfortunately, are not taken aback by anything that Israel does.
The only thing that has changed in Israel in recent years is that the right-wingers are much more comfortable spewing their hatred than ever before. This upsets those on the Israeli left. The leftists are much more accustomed to packaging their revulsion of the Palestinians in a much more acceptable manner. But it seems they are letting those on the right have their way for now. Maybe it will work, they think. After all, they all want the same thing. This has been known to us for some time. It’s not too extraordinary to us.
I am not surprised when CNN, America’s moderate and balanced news network, continues to depict the conflict as one between two equal entities. If viewers didn’t know any better, they might think there is a country called Israel and a country called Palestine and they are fighting each other. That kind of misinformation and skewed coverage is routine for us.
Finally, I am not surprised when Israel tells the world she is “notifying” residents in Gaza before dropping a bomb on their house. She says that is “humane.” I’ve heard it all before. But if you’re going after Hamas commanders, why even warn them at all? Their wives and kids are fair game anyway. It’s our fault for living in that place to begin with.
So, we will still be around when this is all over. And Israel will have bought herself some more time to continue maintaining the status quo. It’s fine. We’re fine. We’ll get through it.
Being a form of entertaining target practice for a society that wants us exterminated anyway is nothing new. We’re used to it. Don’t feel bad for us. It’s normal.