So they tell us the Palestinians and Israelis are meeting in Jerusalem to discuss peace. There might be some papers signed, and there might even be a ceremony one day.
Now there are a lot of reasons to believe that these talks will lead nowhere. There is no real evidence that the Israelis are in any way interested in the Palestinians having any kind of state of their own. Settlement expansion in East Jerusalem and the West Bank is on the rise, and it is because the Israeli prime minister is pushing it. Let’s be clear. Benjamin Netanyahu is not giving in to right-wing Israeli groups. He is their leader.
Now, we Palestinians might kick and scream a little bit, and we even pretended for a second that we wouldn’t attend the negotiations. But of course we were going to attend. We don’t have anything to lose at this point. Twenty years after the Oslo Accords, there is less of the West Bank to go toward a future state, and Palestinian rights are more marginalized than ever. Probably nothing will come of any negotiations, but at least the negotiators will get a hassle-free trip to Jerusalem, and trust me, those are hard to come by.
I have a feeling they are not really doing anything. I can only imagine what they are discussing:
Israeli Negotiator: “Anyway, what do you want to do today?” Palestinian Negotiator: “I think there is a ‘Godfather’ marathon on TV today.” Israeli: “I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.” Palestinian: “I’m not falling for that again… haha!” Israeli: “Can’t blame me for trying… Anyway, what time do you want to start ‘negotiations’ tomorrow?” Palestinian: “I’m free anytime… Well, not really ‘free,’ if you know what I mean.”
Of course, these negotiations are not going to produce any sort of long-lasting settlement. There might be some papers that get signed, and there might even be a ceremony. But I saw that twenty years ago too. I remember that day. I was 16 years old, and my history teacher actually took me out of class and let me watch the signing ceremony on live TV in the library. I was the only Palestinian in the school, and my parents were demonstration-loving, well-educated, and loud. In other words, they were Palestinian too. So my heritage was no secret in our white suburban community. When I played soccer in as a child, my dad even insisted that my jersey number be “1948.” “But baba, it’s only supposed to be two digits,” I pleaded. “Well, I was supposed to have a country, so…” He had a point.
I sat and watched Clinton, Arafat, and Rabin stand on the White House Lawn, and all I could remember thinking was, “Wow, Rabin and Arafat never looked that short on the news before.” And I remember feeling conflicted. My parents were never in love with the PLO, and they were afraid that this agreement might be a disaster. But then again, there we were, on TV, shaking hands with the President of the United States of America. And who could say “no” to that? I mean, I watch Kim Kardashian on TV, and she seems like a self-centered, immoral, attention-grabbing woman who just makes one bad decision after another. But if she asked me out…
But back to today. Benjamin Netanyahu’s entire tenure has been predicated on the idea that the Palestinians are not worthy of any rights whatsoever. He is a champion of settlements on Palestinian land. He has appointed ministers who are gloriously anti-Arab racists. He makes coalitions with parties that believe the Palestinians have no rights in Israel, Jerusalem, or the West Bank. He consistently refers to us pesky Palestinians as a “demographic threat.”
We are less than human to the Israeli prime minister. One would imagine that, given his record, for America to think that he would allow any sort of real deal to occur is foolish. But America knows who Netanyahu is. They know he only sees Israel as existing in a Middle East where she must be in a constant state of war, ready to defend herself against an everlasting threat of annihilation by her neighbors. America allowing Benjamin Netanyahu to portray himself as someone who is even remotely interested in peace is perhaps the worst injustice of all.
Well, unlike the thinner and less-bald 16 year-old version of myself, I’m not conflicted about peace talks anymore. I know these are going nowhere, but the Israelis have shown up to them nonetheless. And all of it to satisfy America. So Israel will talk, and she might even sign some papers, and there might even be a ceremony. But just because your kid shows you a wet toothbrush doesn’t mean he actually brushed his teeth. You have to lean over and smell his breath.
Alas, my friend(s)… this could be the end of a lonnnng episode.The injustice began well over 100 years ago… so why are we still holding our breath? Ooops, why, for the cameras and the microphones of course … that have collected dust in the dingy decrepit news centers of the world. Indeed, they are bonafide news networks/think tanks that employ a redundant cadre of Arab-speaking NON-ARAB journalists/shuttle-diplomacy puppets and pundits, who sprint to their field offices to recycle tried-and-true “peace negotiations” ALERTS to the waiting world… alas with ennui.
Stop the B.S. Israel and U.S. (and sadly, E.U.). Peace talks ain’t goin’ nowhere (while more and more PIECES of Palestine are being gobbled up by the biggest bully/boogyman known to history. Once again, my friends, “justice delayed IS justice denied.” Keep up the charade folks (on all fronts). And don’t worry. You are NOT in competition with ANY Reality TV Show. On the other hand, the broadcast gem, “Homeland” (etal) has done a pretty good job of delivering “da news” to U.S. audiences… audiences that are just ‘everyday folk’ who still can’t get enough of vicarious shoot-em-ups, espionage, double-agent mumbo-jumbo, peace-seekers/terrorists incognito, secret agents, humvees, and desert acrobats VIDEO CLIPS. You are way too “civil” my Arab friend. Stick to civil ceremonies and pleasantries… like the kind that come from British-made broadcasts, like say, Downton Abbey… or better yet, like William and Kate bringing Boy George home from the hospital… ummmm… yesss, the SAME civilized (and enthralled) Brits who conspired to decisively chew-up, divide up, and spit out the Middle East … once upon a time — AND left the “ceremonies” for the U.N. Security Council. Surely I DIGRESS… or is THIS the name of the game in geopolitical parlance? Begun by the Masters of Deception.
I agree with you that negotiation will lead no where but I don’t agree with
you that opposition forces battling the Syrian forces are muslim fanatics
and blood suckers. Any body watching these 1400 victims including about 400 children wasted and laying on the floor as if they were only flies deserved to go away will feel the same or more. It is a shame that the attack will only destroy some tanks, planes and buildings and not Bashar Al Assad and his subhuman entourage.